Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

Things that bother me...just today

Bathroom Codes...Why would you need a code to go to the bathroom..Trust me..no one is going in there to steal toilet paper or graffiti the walls..seriously why do I need a code to get into the bathroom and besides..you have to try the code 5 times before you even get in...ugh just pointless!

Rude Secretaries...Really, I am sooo sorry that my phone call disturbed you from reading yesterday's soap opera recaps...such precious time...just because you are bitter because of your job..does not mean you can be rude..besides if you actually try doing your job..you might be able to go somewhere someday!